im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I want a musical about memes.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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