Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The ass gains better be worth it
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