glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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