That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
