it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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