David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
don't judge my taste in strippers
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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