alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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