Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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