i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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