I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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