I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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