i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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