Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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