did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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