She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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