Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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