Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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