You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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