You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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