Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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