matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
