I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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