Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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