everyone is single if you try hard enough
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I could fuck to npr.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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