Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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