That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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