Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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