oh god the rape fog is back!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
