they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We got so high we made milksteak
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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