she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm bleeding and have questions
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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