let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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