i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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