She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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