I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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