That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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