Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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