On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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