C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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