girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need a beard to bite.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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