even my farts smell like vagina
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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