we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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