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(419): View more from Ohio

Bisexual people are plain selfish.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.

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(208): View more from Idaho

booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you

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