Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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