if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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