I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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