Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
When are your genitals available?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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