So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
