I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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