on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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