PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
