Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you win again, gameday.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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