You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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